moose tent

when the man and the girl used to go in the woods with all the animals to camp we would all stay in a tent. moose loved the tent. when we would get back to the house the man would put the tent back up in the house and moose would get to sleep there longer. moose wants a tent again. moose found a nice tent. its called a tepee. its at target for 48.95. moose doesn't know what that means, but he wants one. please, please, please, mooooo. and bear can use it for sleeping too. please, please, please.

Face horns

look at this animal moose found with the crazy horns coming out of its face. moose thinks these horns would get in mooses way even more than the animal with the horns on its snout. maybe thats whey this animal has an extra arm coming out of its face so it can get things when the horns are in the way

more horns

look at the curly horns on this animal. moose likes the head horns more than the face horns. moose still likes moose horns the best.
moose thinks his stubs got bigger today

other animals with horns

bear helped moose find this animal on the internet


it has its horns on its face. moose likes moose horns better. this one would make it hard for moose to get his snout in small places for eating.

Moose friends

bear helped moose find this internet place. they like mooses so moose likes them

Stubs

moose wants big horns like this. moose just has little stubs. bear says its cause moose is too little

but bear said moose is a big moose now cause we walked from the old city to the new city in the woods, so moose thinks he should have bigger stubs by now. like this moose

Sarah Palin SNL Rap

this moose falls over like moose does sometimes. moose likes the song too. bear says its good this lady lost the running race she was in cause she would have used a flying car to shoot moose and bear if she won. bear says a man with shiny shoes with a funny voice was faster than her in the race, so hes in charge of things now.

Moose

the man and the girl have been out lots from the house. so moose and lynx and cappy and bear have been playing and exploring. cappy gets to go with the girl in her handbag for adventures, and lynx has been living in a tree house for the last few days. moose can't fit into a handbag like cappy and moose can't climb trees like the lynx. so moose and bear have been playing lots. moose likes to play with bear.

bear got a special costume for moose so moose can look like a special kind of dog who is allowed inside human buildings that aren't the house and the special long underground cars that aren't the car. Bear gets a white stick and drinks some beers first. then he walks around with moose and bumps into lots of things and tells people sorry. and then moose and bear are allowed to go in everywhere and sometimes people give moose free things. moose likes this. but the house is still mooses favorite place.

why killing mooses

moose doesn't understand why the humans wanted to chop a moose and then why they had to chop him so high up and then why they would drop him to kill him. moose arent birds or flying squirrels.

Pictou County moose fell from chopper

and moose doesn't understand why the humans told the internet nottruths about chopping the moose and dropping him, and just telling the internet that the moose got scared and died. moose knows that mooses is tougher than that.

Moose dies during relocation attempt

the girl doesnt like when bear and lynx give moose drugs either. now moose knows why. cause the humans will chase moose till hes too tired to run any more and then push him over then lift him high the air and then drop him and kill him.

this makes moose sad. it reminds moose why bear always reminds us other animals that we have to hide in the city. but bear always said the shoot us with guns, nothing about being chopped up and dropped from the sky.

moose also doesn't like telling nottruths to the science. it makes moose have to think about what else on the science is a nottruth. then moose has to ask bear and the man lots of questions to find out what is truth and what is nottruth. then bear and the man get tired. then moose gets confused.

moose is going to play with the lynx now. the lynx tells truths.

Out at night

now that the whole animal family is together again we all get to go to the woods together at night and play again. moose loves it

Mooses first blog

bear made moose a blog. moose loves it. it takes moose a long time to type with his hoofs. moose uses his tongue. moose needs a break